Sunday, May 17, 2009

SUMMER TIME FOOTWEAR

OK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HAVE A NEW BLOG SPOT.

I AM FROM NEW YORK CITY DA BX TO BE EXACT AND I SEE A LOT OF THINGS WHEN IT GETS HOT OUTSIDE.

ONE THING IS THE FACT THAT PEOPLE TEND TO STRIP LAYERS OF CLOTHES OFF THAT DON'T NEED TO BE STRIPPED.

THE SECOND THING IS THE TYPE OF FOOTWEAR THAT IS ON YOUR FEET. ME BEING FROM WHERE I AM I RARELY ALMOST NEVER WEAR SANDALS OR FLIP FLOP...GET ME A CRISP PAIR OF UPTOWNS AND IM GOOD. (UPTOWNS ARE AIR FORCE ONES BY NIKE FOR MY OUT OF TOWNERS).

TODAY I AM GOING TO SPEAK ON THE SANDALS MORE SO THE "FLIP FLOP" OR "THONGS" AS I HEAR THEM REFERRED TO AS BEFORE.

THIS IS MORE SO FOR THE LADIES THAN MEN BUT MEN YOU TOO CAN BE INCLUDED IN THIS BLOG.

LADIES WEARING FLIP FLOPS OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE, APARTMENT, JOB(WHEN YOU DONT FEEL LIKE WALKING IN HEELS AROUND THE OFFICE) ARE ONLY ACCEPTED IN TWO OCCASIONS...IF YOU JUST GOT A PEDICURE AT THE NAIL SALON OR GOING TO THE BEACH. IF YOU GOING TO WEAR FLIP FLOPS TO ROAM AROUND THE STREETS OF NEW YORK OR ANY STREET FOR THAT MATTER GET SOME REAL SANDALS. FLIP FLOPS ARE NOT SANDALS. AFTER A WHILE THE RUBBER SOLES SINKS IN AND YOUR FEET ARE ABOUT AN HALF A CENTIMETER FROM THE CONCRETE OR DIRT. ALSO FLIP FLOPS MAKES YOUR FEET DIRTY. I KNOW I AM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO NOTICES THE BLACKNESS OF THE HEEL WHEN A WOMAN WEARS FLIP FLOPS OUTSIDE THE HOME OR WORK. SO LADIES IF YOU JUST HAVE TO WEAR FLIP FLOPS MAKE SURE THEY ARE THE SECONDARY SHOE AND THAT YOU CARRY THEM IN A BAG OR LEAVE THEM IN A CAR SO YOU CAN SWITCH TO THEM BECAUSE THE HEELS ARE KILLING YOU.

*******************MOST IMPORTANT LADIES***********************

DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT WEAR SANDALS OR ANYTHING OPEN TOED PERIOD IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A PEDICURE...DOESN'T HAVE TO BE FRESH BUT DAMN SURE CAN'T BE MORE THAN 2 1/2 WEEKS OLD.


THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT

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